tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me
I come not to bury poetry
throw it off a cliff into
icy seas and
see if the the motherfucker can
swim for its life
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year
listening to lana del rey makes me want to buy a giant fur coat and sit in a really fancy chair in front of a fire place while holding a cigarette in one of those long cigarette holder things sipping on a glass of red wine with my legs crossed
“Razors pain you, rivers are damp, Acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, Gun aren’t lawful, nooses give, Gas smells awful, you might as well live.”
Girl, Interrupted (1999) dir. James Mangold